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(313): View more from Michigan

oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing

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(732): View more from New Jersey

I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.

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(706): View more from Georgia

Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?

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(250): View more from British Columbia

We got so high we made milksteak

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(847): View more from Illinois

he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?

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(908): View more from New Jersey

i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.

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(386): View more from Florida

I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."

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(218): View more from Minnesota

She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.

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