Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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