i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
Randomize
