4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
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