Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
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