Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
Randomize
