Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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