We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
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