i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
high people should be assigned attendants
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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