Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
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