Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
her facebook's as public as her vagina
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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