If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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