i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
There r osticjed everywhere
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
You need a sexual gate keeper
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
Randomize
