You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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