Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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