Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
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