windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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