I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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