I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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