but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
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