You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
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