dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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