Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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