Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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