you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
why do cheetos always look like penises
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
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