matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
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