Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
As shirtless as possible
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
Randomize
