everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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