That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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