North Korea, Best Korea!
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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