Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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