1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
It took me years of patience and pilates and yoga and flirting to land that penis. So yeah, I’m going to ride it into the sunset and live orgasmically ever after
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