This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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