So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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