I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
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