bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
Randomize