Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
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