Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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