i would one night stand the shit outta him
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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