So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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