Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
Randomize
