it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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