This girl is more easily done than said...
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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