a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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