I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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