I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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