Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I lost the right to judge tonight
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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