THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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