16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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