the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
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