I'm laying in your front yard are you home
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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