Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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