I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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