Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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