hell yes lets make some ravioli
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
He is an equal opportunity slut.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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